WAX POETIC!!!

Dear Viewers!
There is so much ear wax in the world! Well I have a great solution to this problem. First go to your local CVS and pick up a waxy spoon (tm). Then go home and get a bowl. After you get that all set up then take the spoon out of the very confusing package. Then one scoop by one scoop import the ear wax from your ear into the bowl. This may take several episodes. You should have a generous amount in your bowl. Then you should take it and roll it into an inch thick layer of wax. When you're done you should take some string and put it into the center of your sheet. Then roll it all up evenly. Now you should pull all of the lumps out of the outside of your candle. You never know...they might be a bug, a hair or even some dried catsup. Roll it up lengthily. Now you can sell your candle on Ebay. You have had manyaccomplishments. 1. You cleaned your filthy ears. 2. You helped the godforsaken economy by spending some money. 3. You've learned how to use Ebay. 4. You've made money off of ear wax. All in all I'd say you've won. I will send in other ideas on what to do with ear wax.

Only to serve,

Inkie Frobisher
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