To Whom It May Concern:
I don't like touching doorknobs. I believe the doorknob could be the single greatest transmitter of contagious disease. The thought of the countless dirty, fecal ridden, calloused, festering sores--I get nauseous just thinking of it. And don't many others feel the same? I don't trust those anti-bacterial things. How do I know they work? So I have taken to wearing multiple rubber gloves on my hands. After every doorknob encounter I remove and discard one. In between doorknobs I cover my protective system with white cotton gloves so as not to attract unwanted attention. Quite satisfactory. I decided to share my system as a random act of kindness.
Yours,
Martin Hausmann
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