Tuesday, April 7, 2009

FART FREE UNDERWEAR BY RIPCO



THESE TECHNILOGICLY ADVANCED UNDIES DESIGNED WITH A PRESSURE SENSITIVE CIRCUITERY IN THE SOFT POLYESTER PILE WHICH WHEN TRIGGERED BY ANY DEGREE OF FLATULANCE A PLEASANT SCENT IS EMMITTED INTO THE FOREMENTIONED VICINITY ENGULFING ANY CAPRILIC ODORS BEFORE THEY WOULD LEAVE YOUR PANTS. WHAT A PLEASURE TO KNOW YOU CAN FART IN PEACE. COMES IN A VARIETY OF FRAGRANCES COUNTRY FLOWER, MUSKY LEMON, PINE FOREST FLOOR. A SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH BY RIPCO.

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