ERAD-I-CAT!

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME. I LOVE BUNNIES AND CHILDREN AND OPRAH, ESPECIALLY BUNNIES. I JUST HATE CATS. JUST WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE? I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A CAT REMOVAL SYSTEM CALLED ERAD-I-CAT! I'VE GOT A LOT OF IDEAS FOR SIMPLE EASY PAINLESS CAT REMOVAL LIKE THE COMBUST-I-CAT AND THE DE-CAT-ALIZER AND THE CAT-O-VAC. THERE'S PLENTY MORE AND ALSO DETAILS IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO INVEST IN MY IDEA. WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE??? NOTHING LIKE BUNNIES.
LOVE AND BUNNEEZ,
ROGER SMITH JONES
WHEELING W VA

SHARYN SEZ: I hope you're kidding or maybe just temporarily insane, Roger. You would love my Miss Felicity. I love Oprah too!