PARTY TOPPERS

Dear Idea Gals!

A rug is a rug is a rug, but a Party Topper is a fabulous toupee. Why wear the same old veal cutlet day in and day out if you don't have to? Picture this if you will. I can manufacture a stylish and durable toupee of quality lambswool, ultra suede, ostrich feathers, 24 karat gold thread, chinchilla--you name it--whatever suits your personality or your fancy. Don't be ordinary! Be extra-ordinary in one of my fabulous Mr. Syd's Party Toppers and stand out at your next affair in stylish comfort. I can be reached through the Dayton Chamber of Commerce or Phone Book.

Mr.Sydney Golden
Dayton OHIO

COOLING BLANKET

To the Givens Sisters,

Thus far I only have one idea, and it probably would already exist if it was feasible but here goes. It's for a cooling blanket, the opposite of an electric heating blanket, for hot summer nights. That sounds really stupid, doesn't it? I'll try to come up with something better.

Respectfully,
Kit Callahan
Pensacola FLA



CARYN SEZ: Kit honey, just because it sounds stupid to you doesn't mean it is stupid! Remember The Pet Rock! Keep on thinkin'!

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Anna Connapuna
Elmira New York

AROUND THE CORNER FISH TANK

Dear Ladies,

I've been wondering why fish tanks are so boring. That has got me thinking about different ideas for fish tanks. This fish tank makes it possible for the fish inhabitants to leave the room for a change or come out of the dark into the light or watch or not watch TV as they choose. A complex living environment like this would probably stimulate and grow tiny fish brains. And I think it would also look good.

Thanks for stimulating my tiny human brain.

Merle Skidmore
Pittsburgh PA

HAIR ACROSS AMERICA

HELLO,

I AM COLLECTING ONE STRAND OF HAIR FROM EVERYBODY IN AMERICA. FOR 7 YEARS I HAVE RECEIVED HAIR FROM MANY DIFFERENT PEOPLE. I AM MAKING A ROPE OF AMERICAN HUMAN HAIR. THE ROPE IS NOW ABOUT 1 INCH AROUND AND 18 FEET LONG. AND NO TWO HAIRS COME FROM THE SAME PERSON USUALLY. I NEED MORE HAIR SO PLEASE CONTRIBUTE. THE LONGER THE BETTER BUT SHORT IS OK.

MONTY JAMISON
TROUT HILL OHIO

ANTI-SPICE???

Dear Idea Ladies,

I have enjoyed your paper so much that I bring them to our card games and share them with my group who I play cards with every week. There has been some very good ideas in my opinion.

I would like to request that something is invented by one of your readers out there. Could somebody work on a powdered spice for cooking with that could erase flavor instead of making it or adding to it? There has been lots of times that I added too much something or other to my sauce or whatever to the dishes I make for dinner. You could call the stuff ANTI-SPICE.

This is my husband's idea. His name is Clay Moore. Thank you for reading my idea.

Mrs. Marsha Moore
Chokoloskee, PA

ARMADILLO COSTUME FOR CHIHUAHUAS

Here is my design for an Armadillo costume for Chihuahuas. I will be submitting other animal costumes for animal cross dressers.

Thank you. Nina Widger