NOTHING 2 READ

Hi Ladies,
   It's me again. These tough times seem to get my creative juices flowing. This song came to me in the middle of the night last night, and I scribbled it down in my little black book this morning in church. Really. Don't laugh. I need all the help I can get. Anyway, nothings really improved in SweetPeaLand, but I'm feeling a little better about life though you wouldn't know it from this song. Anyway here goes. Please get in touch with me if you'd like to record it country stars.

NOTHING 2 READ

Nothing to read
Nothing to eat
No one to call
No where to go
Don't have a friend
And there's nothing to read.

Everything's fine
And everything's fine
And everything's fine
And everything's wrong.

Everything's mine
And everything's mine
And everything's mine
And everything's gone.

Something is missing
Something is wrong
Nothing is right
Not even this song
Something I'm doin' ain't working out right.
Days are so short and my life's filled with night
Can't find a prayer
I can't kneel down and plead
But my life is a mess  and there's nothing to read.

Okay Ladies. Let's get this song published. I was thinking it might be fun to have heat this winter.
Yours,
SweetPea





 
 

THE FURSUIT OF HAPPINESS

I am a Plush Lush! A furry, fluffy pile of plushy love! I am part of a happy little subculture that is a peace and fun loving group that is held in very low esteem by the non-Plushophile world! Well, I'm going to change all that by standing up for all my furry friends, the last, most discriminated group in America. And why? We don't hurt anyone. We just like to go fursuiting with our friends in our zoot suits. We love plush and toons and gentle forest creatures. In the words of my BFF "we snuggle and huggle and tuggle our buggles!"And there's not a darn thing wrong with that. So I have decided to start an organization called The Fursuit of Happiness, dedicated to the proposition that Plushophiles are entitled to full rights and respect. I'm not sure what my next step is, but today's the day I'm standing up for me and mine. I'll be back in touch soon.
Meeko Prince
The Glade In the Forest

ERAD-I-CAT!

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME. I LOVE BUNNIES AND CHILDREN AND OPRAH, ESPECIALLY BUNNIES. I JUST HATE CATS. JUST WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE? I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A CAT REMOVAL SYSTEM CALLED ERAD-I-CAT! I'VE GOT A LOT OF IDEAS FOR SIMPLE EASY PAINLESS CAT REMOVAL LIKE THE COMBUST-I-CAT AND THE DE-CAT-ALIZER AND THE CAT-O-VAC. THERE'S PLENTY MORE AND ALSO DETAILS IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO INVEST IN MY IDEA. WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE??? NOTHING LIKE BUNNIES.
LOVE AND BUNNEEZ,
ROGER SMITH JONES
WHEELING W VA

SHARYN SEZ: I hope you're kidding or maybe just temporarily insane, Roger. You would love my Miss Felicity. I love Oprah too!

MARTI COHEN HAS NO IDEAS!

AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM MARTI COHEN TO THE WORLD!!!
I, Marti Cohen, do not have a single good original idea. For my whole life I have been pretending to be the kind of person that my mother wanted me to be--the kind of person who is constantly coming up with good ideas and straight As and a perfect marriage and happy children and a clean house and all that horseshit. Well, I want to tell the whole world, including my mother, that I am NOT that kind of person. Every single good idea I ever had was stolen or a bad idea pretending to be a good idea. It was all a lie and a fake and that person is dead and gone. Meet the new Marti Cohen. No more lies. No more fake good ideas. I don't need good ideas to maintain my self esteem anymore. I like me...no ideas and all. Marti Cohen is a beautiful human being whether she brings anything to the party or not.
Thank you,
Marti Cohen